2. Snapple is your friend! Use it as a breath freshener, use the Lemonade to naturally lighten dull fluff, and, in dire emergencies, Snapple Raspberry Iced Tea makes a way excellent, totally natural fluff dye!
3. The color this Spring is, like, pale Saffron. Like, not my favorite, <pout> but way striking for, like, you dark furred does. Like, try combining it with reds or blues. You Lop-Ears can pick up Saffron and Blue Bows and use them to pull your ears back, or, like, go for the innocent look with a bow at the base of each ear. It makes lop ears look long and sleek, and Symps just can't resist a doe with bows! <bounce>
4. Perfumes! Strawberry Sunset(tm) is my favorite, like, year-round. The Fudds all hate it, <gigglebounce> and it makes ferrets sneeze! But every buck around will have nose twitches for hours after you pass. They won't ever forget you! <dramaticsigh>
5. It's sweeping the midwest - the LonGears Brush! To commemmerate his terrible brush with, like, death, this handy little tool is just the thing for removing entanglements and reminding us that no sacrifice is, like, too great when it comes to the war! <patrioticfluff> Like, it's great for that awkward time when you're losing your baby-fluff, too!