"Our secret motto: Sic transit gloria mundi."
Like, hi! <bounce> We gather to remember a better world, a world that had, like, The Major
in it. <pawonchestdramaticfluff> While, like, some say that the Ghost of Patch lives on in
the world, which, like, we're pretty sure is true, <giggle> we know it is, like, our
duty to keep his memory
alive and stuff. Because, like, Majors just aren't what they used to be. <pout>
So, like, what did the Major like to do? <bounce>: Those of us who knew him well <blush> have compiled his memorabilia (or, like, however you spell that). You can visit:
Major Patch's Top Ten Favorite Activities
Major Patch's Adventures in Singapore (no kits!)
Maj. Patch on Human Evolution <giggle>
And, we'll never forget how Patch was cruelly deceived, and, like, heartlessly betrayed and murdered by that nasty AmyFudd creature. <bristle> We all covenant to, like, stomp Amy's toes if we ever find her. This is a way solemn vow.