Major Patch's Top Ten Favorite Activities

10. Making Lenny study.
9. Provoking Spelling Flames from the AWF.
8. Drinking with the General.
7. Philosophical discourses on why humans smell so bad.
6. Leading Toe-Gathering exercises for his buns.
5. Giving, like, young does a break. <gigglewink>
4. Studying human evolution and where it went wrong.
3. Imitating Admiral Marlin's accent.
2. <BOINK> You know...
1. Battle.

Warning: this list has not been officially approved by Major Patch, but, like, that's OK! <bouncebounce> He's, like, dead. He can't fight back! <gigglewink>