Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than BFGs

• A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
• Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
• Motorcycles last longer.
• Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
• A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
• Motorcycles don't have parents.
• Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
• You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
• Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
• If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
• You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
• If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
• When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
• One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
• Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
• If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
• Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
• If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
• If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
• You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
• You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
• You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
• Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
• Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
• Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
• Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
• Motorcycles don't make you late.
• You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
• If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
• Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
• Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
• Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
• Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
• In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
• You can turn the petcock off.
• Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
• If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
• You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
• If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
• Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
• You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
• Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
• Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
• You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
• Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
• If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
• Motorcycles don't snore.