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The Nasty Girlie Gang
Our own Su was recently in a serious car accident. Since I know many of you want to wish her well, we've set up a guest book where reeky types can enter their wishes. This is done Guestbook-style, so you can read what others have written. When Su gets back online, this Guestbook will be available for her to enjoy!!!
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A couple of nasty girlies taking a nice tea with one of our favorite gits. Wha t a sweet, gentle scene. Of course, the git has no clue what has, or is about t o, hit him. . . . . |
Do you have need of a Nassty Goilie? Did you want to contact the Disposium in person? Or perhaps you just wish to invite one of us out for tea. Or send us flowers and chocolates. You may need to locate your nearest Nasti Gurlee! Lucky for you we've provided you with our own, patented, NGG World Locator.
The Nazti Girly Gang was founded back in 1996. May, I think. This prestigious society has four major goals:
To support fellow motorcyclists who fortunate enough to be female, but who can nonetheless be totally obnoxious,to annoy BFGs at every opportunity,To serve and, more importantly, take afternoon tea, and,To increase worldwide use of Doc Marten footwear. As weapons.
We've also been defined as "a group of ladies who as a whole are more educated, cosmopolitan, sophisticated, and urbane than most of the pig suckers on this group [rec.motorcycles]. This, unfortunately, tends to lead to misunderstandings with those who lack these advantages."
Oh, and our hearts are pure.
There are two categories of membership, full membership and honorary membership. We haven't totally decided what constitutes full membership, but honorary members are generally those "who do not have Usenet access, and therefore cannot harass all of the BFGs on rec.moto.. . .These members have the duty of harassing the BFG(s) with whom they come into contact in everyday life, and may have the option of upgrading to full membership should they desire to tread through the trough of Bull$#@*! that is rec.moto."
NGG membership is currently bestowed via unsolicited invitation, rather like knighthood. Too bad. Guess you're out of luck.
It has been asked if the NGG is an equal opportunity organization. Sweetie, we're as equal as we wannna be!
The NGG Disposium is a completely philanthropic expression of caring issuing forth from the NGG. It addresses societal concerns about the toxic level of Gitness found in newsgroups on Usenet (most notably rec.motorcycles.) The NGG has been most fortunate in reducing the GIT level significantly. Unfortunately, rather drastic methods have been required and a number of BFGs are sporting brand new surgical scars. Not to mention the permanent imprint of Doc Martens in delicate places. Oh well, extreme conditions call for extreme remedies. The NGG promises that all affected GITs will be much better citizens in the future. Less of that awful testosterone poisoning, don't you know. If you want to know more about the disposium, look in our NGG Cookbook.
These members have decided that they are willing to let the world
in on the honor that has befallen them: that they are Naztie Gerlies.
Beth
Cindi
Emma
Gaye
Helynne
Jacqueline
Jill
Julie
Louise
Maxine
Robyn
Shirley
Su
Windy Sue
Check out our wisdom on on Motorcycles and BFGs.
Enjoy some Music from the NGG Glee Club.
In February, 1997 we held our first annual NGG Valentine Essay Contest. You can still read the Winners and the Essays! from the first two years!
We've decided to honor the guys who make our life worth living. . . . NOT!!!! Check out our new GIT hall of Fame
And when you are done with that, and you need to rest your eyes, check out the new HUNK page!!!! Girliez, I think I need to be fanned for just a minute. . . . .