Alan R.'s Valentine to the NGG

I should be the NGG Valentine because I bring joy to Nasty Girls all over the world every year on Christmas Day.
However: I am soon forgotten, and it gets lonely up here at the North Pole.
Keep in mind that Christmas Eve is only 313 days away and I am working on my lists all the time.
Real Nasty Girls are on my Good, and Bad lists :)~ I have never eaten a scone, but I think they're a lot like biscuits, except harder, and more dense.
(Like some Gits)
If I win, the scones can be delivered by Maxine, Su, Jill, and Gaye, when I meet them in Daytona for "Bike Week"

-Santa