I like to work on bikes. Even do it for a job.

Grease is hard to get out from underneath your fingernails.

Vamp is a smashing lipstick colour.

I have five tattoos.

Body piercing is stupid.

I take tea daily even though I'm an arrogant yank.

My favorite git isn't a git. She's Emma Peel.

I love me mum.

I hate it when wankers hit on me at work.

Cordura IS a fashion statement.

I have this problem with bikes blowing up on me when I'm riding down the freeway.

Ah, fuck it.

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