Emma

Hi, my name is Emma and I am a Nazty Girlie Gangster.

I am the youngest NGG member.

I graduated from Imperial College in 1995 with a degree in shopping and scone-making. I did especially well in the special flavourings course.

I am now a PhD student. I am researching different shades of pink.

I am also conducting private research into the use of Docs as weapons. Particular success has been achieved with heat-seeking Docs and Surface-to-Air Docs. We have great hopes for the long range guided Docs on which we are currently working.

I run a Creature Mutation Facility (Creature mutation for pleasure or profit) to fund my research.

I have very long, blonde hair. To keep it in perfect condition I have several scantily clad male hunks massage conditioning oil into my hair and scalp on a weekly basis. My team of hunks are devoted to me and live in the dungeon at my flat.

I am not a Spice Girl. I am far more dangerous.

I am an entirely well brung up young lady. This qualifies me for my job as NGG ettiquette and deportment advisor.

I love my mother and my cat.

I spend my spare time learning ballet and martial arts. This means that not only can I kick BFGS, but that I can do it gracefully!

My preferred shirt colour is purple.

I don't have a favourite git - I love them all equally.

My favourite hunk is Jean-Claude Van Damme.

I am inestimably irresistible.