Jill

Hi. I'm Jill and I'm a Nasty Girlie.

I'm a Jill of all trades. I've been a day laborer, a scenery design and construction person, a bartender, a pamphlet illustrator, a crater and any number of things that defy description. For these jobs I have been (mostly) paid on time.

Day Labor is one of the few jobs in Texas where it's actually advisable to go to work armed.

My baby is a bouncing blue 1996 Trumph Thunderbird.

I will spend money on almost anything before I'll spend it on clothes!!

My ideal vacation spot is Mom's house.

I once ran away with a touring company in London. Rumors to the contrary, I was _not_ deported for this.

My exceeding practical schooling led to a Masters in Fine Art. From thence, of course, it's since sunk into a bog. Got a rope, anyone?

Andy the Pugh is my favorite Git. He is is my hero, my shining knight of fastener fame. Would that he would expand his talents into the realm of leaky toilets.

I have many dependants. They include Red the Mighty Huntress, Peri the Demon Kitty, Pasha of the Muddy Feet and Shining Eyes and Rita, Small and Mild.

My favorite hunk is Patrick Swayze. I really think all hunks should spend a few months in high heels, it would broaden their outlook tremendously.