Maxine

I have a very useful B.Sc in Fishery Studies, any offers?

I sleep during the day (at work) and at night practice with Black Magic, All Gold and Milk Tray.

I used to turn out 30 scones a day as manageress of an Olde Teae Shoppe. I like Darjeeling.

I nearly went on a pilgrimage to hear Billy Graham but the drugs wore off too soon.

I have opened the door, semi-naked, to a couple of Jehovas Witnesses.

I have won on the national lottery. I'm not going to spend any of it but leave it in my will to a home for abused sheep. I carry a gun at all times.

I love my father and totally respect his childhood decision to become a girl guide. I love my mother goes without saying...

I climbed Mt Kilimanjaro whilst living in Africa on an NGO project (Nasty Girlie Overseas).

I ride a motorcycle. You might have seen my back tyre?

My motto is: I win, you lose!!!!