Shirley

Hi. My name is Shirley and I'm a Nasssty Gerlye.

My name is Shirley and I am proud to be the founder of the Nasty Girlie Gang.

I do not smoke or drink.

I lead a quiet, modest, and, altogether, virtuous life as befits a girl whose most impressionable years were spent with the good Irish nuns of the Sister of St. Louis.

I floss daily.

I like cats, bats, dogs, horses, and snakes.

I find men to be mysterious and puzzling creatures.

I write thank you notes.

I have an unfortunate tendency to overindulge in the normal pleasures of life: once started I have difficulty stopping and have found this best handled by complete abstinence.

I live a monastic life.

I wear somber colors. On especially festive occasions I might wear a deep navy blue.

I do not rely on the kindness of strangers.

I believe that there are faster bikes, and there are more maneuverable bikes, and there are more practical bikes, but there are no sexier bikes than the retro-Triumphs. Its a hormonal thing. Triumphs are just, well, so ***MASCULINE***.

Ummm, I'd better go lie down now.