I like to slap my thigh and smile a lot, rather like Bert Lancaster, only I look much better in (USA) hose (UK) tights than he.

I have a tattoo on my derrier of two W's, so when I fasten my Doc's I say WoW.

I like peas.

I like to skip round the ranch with my feather duster, I don't like cleaning, just skipping (Women like to carry things....)

I have two playmates, Kylie ZZR600 and Hilary GT650 Hawk. My favourite rides are the A638 back road from Wakefield to Doncaster, the A61 from Outwood to North Sheffield and of course the A65 to a top bacon buttie .....

I take tea often, but *never* without a foo foo hat of some description. The NGG set extremely high standards

I eat scones quite often too, but like to avoid the almond flavoured ones

I love my Mother

I try not to be naughty, because Baby Jesus watches _every_ little thing

I like M&S underwear ... one can always trust a Marks & Spencer gusset

My preferred NGG Shirt color is emerald green.

My favorite Gits are Ged "Fabio" Martin and Chris "Riders of the Lost, Arrgh" Mueller

My favorite Hunk is Gabriel Byrne or any/all of the Baldwin Bros.

I am the NGG Directionalist, and have previously been the NGG Sniper and NGG Mole.