Recently Sighted Bumper Stickers

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? (editor's note: SO TRUE!)

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed!"

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. (alittle Italian
humor!)

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Conciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

All generalizations are false.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.