Did you ever wonder...???

-Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor
 when you can't drink and drive?

-Why phonetic isn't spelled the way it sounds?

-Why there are flotation devices under plane 
 seats instead of parachutes?

-Why cigarettes are sold in gas stations when
 smoking is prohibited there?

-Why, if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days 
 a year, are there locks on the doors?

-How does the guy that drives the snowplow get
 to work in the morning? 

-If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

-If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
 what happens if you turn on the headlights?

-Why they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM
 machine?

-Why we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

-If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they 
 get Teflon to stick to the pan?

-Why they don't make airplanes out of the 
 indestructible stuff the little black box is 
 made of?

-Why is it that when you're driving and looking 
 for an address, you turn down the volume on 
 the radio?

-Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical 
 situations?