New Viruses

Airline Virus
     You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

PBS Virus
     Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

AT&T Virus
     Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI Virus
     Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
     much for the AT&T virus.

Government Economist Virus
     Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Gallup Virus
     Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 
     14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error)

Congressional Virus
     The computer locks up and the screen splits
     erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side
     for the problem.

Politically Correct Virus
     Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an 
     "electronic micro-organism."

Elvis Virus
     Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self-destructs, only 
     to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.